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Mr. Rock was inspired by a creepy middle school chorus teacher that Skyler had in real life. He was a hardcore Christian, and he would choose really odd songs, sometimes with Christian undertones, for the class to perform. "Does Your Chewing Lose Its Flavor" was one of those songs. The Water Temple is an infamous level in the Nintendo 64 game, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

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MR. ROCK: Hey there, Sammy.

SAMMY: Hi, Mr. Rock.

MR. ROCK: What are you doing outside at this hour? Shouldn't you be at home?

SAMMY: Yeah... well, I was playing the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time, and I just couldn't figure it out.

MR. ROCK: Hmm... the Water Temple is pretty difficult.

SAMMY: Yeah, so I got fed up and hit my little brother.

MR. ROCK: Oh my.

SAMMY: Yeah, Mom told me to take a walk around the block to blow off some steam.

MR. ROCK: Heh, I've been there before. So what's in your mouth?

SAMMY: Um, just some gum.

MR. ROCK: I see. Well, let me ask you, Sammy:

MR. ROCK (singing): Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

SAMMY: Yeah!

MR. ROCK (singing): If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?

SAMMY: Yeah!

MR. ROCK (singing): Can you catch it on your tonsils, can you heave it left and right?

SAMMY: Uh-huh!

MR. ROCK (singing): Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

SAMMY: Wow, Mr. Rock. That was amazing.

MR. ROCK: Thank you, Sammy. I practice in the shower.

SAMMY: (chuckles)

MR. ROCK: So, Sammy, would you like to come inside and play more Zelda? I love playing games with little boys.

SAMMY: I don't know, Mr. Rock. My mom might get worried if I'm out too late.

MR. ROCK: Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, Sammy. Once we're through, I'll take care of your mother.

SAMMY: Well, if you say so, Mr. Rock. Thanks!

MR. ROCK: My pleasure, Sammy.

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from Platonic Plankton From Pluto, released April 1, 2011
Skyler Newman as Mr. Rock
Jason Van Slyke as Sammy
Music by Lonnie Donegan

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