Flavorful Flatulence was originally written in 2007 in the form of a Flash cartoon, but was eventually scrapped. Having the script already available, we decided to revive the concept in the form of a skit, plus add on some more parts to cater to the three-person cast that we had on the podcast that day.
BILL: And our company spending limits for this month has reached it limits. According to the chart, we are in the red zone.
BRUCE: Man... I shouldn't have parked there, I don't know what I was thinking. God, I... Man, I've got some gas. Jesus. Shouldn't have gone to McDonald's, that's such a bad idea.
ANNOUNCER: Tired of having to think twice about ordering your favorite bacon, egg and cheese sandwich in the morning?
ANNOUNCER: Well, do you wish there was a simple solution to this problem?
ANNOUNCER: One that would easily allow you to endure the same daily activities without any worry?
BRUCE: Of course.
ANNOUNCER: Well, now there is a solution. It's called Flavorful Flatulence! It makes the stink... evaporate! And turn into a smell more appealing to those around you.
BRUCE: Wow... I've got to get it right now.
BRUCE: You know what? I don't need this place anymore!
BILL: Excuse me, Bruce?
BRUCE: You heard me, I quit! And, uh, Mr. Clark is fucking your wife, Bill, sorry.