Ever had the fear of Mom and Dad walking in on you while masturbating? On the flip side, ever had the fear of walking in on your son while he's masturbating? Well, fear no more, for we've reenacted the nightmare scenario for you, complete with the classic "birds and the bees" talk and all! We'd like to give special thanks to our friends Phil and Jodie for being great sports, and agreeing to be a part of our kinky awkward-social-situation-reenactment fetish.
SHAUN: Yeah... yeah, you like that. Yeah... dirty bitch.
JIM & SAMANTHA: Surprise!
COMBINED: Oh my God!
JIM: Jesus! Shaun, what are you doing?!
SHAUN: I thought you were coming back tomorrow!
SAMANTHA: We wanted to surprise you, honey.
SAMANTHA: Jim, you need to say something.
JIM: Um, uh, so yeah... look Shaun. There comes a time in every boy's life when he feels he needs to... express himself. And you've gotten to the point now where you've matured enough to... be sexual... and you know... the birds and the bees sometimes they, well, reproduce, and it's natural just like the way me and your mother, you know, had sex...
SAMANTHA: Look honey, it's perfectly natural to masturbate. Your father and I are leaving... now!
SHAUN: Alright, well that was awkward. Now, where was I?